<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8022213</id><updated>2011-12-14T18:47:35.667-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Have Zero Money</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ihavezeromoney.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8022213/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavezeromoney.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dude</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8022213.post-7555415068504274476</id><published>2009-07-29T06:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T06:34:55.345-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I am a Hedge Fund Accountant</title><summary type='text'>Well, I had a few minutes so I thought that I would use this time to inform all of you people out there on what transpires at my job on an almost daily basis. I’m referring specifically to the one asshole that I constantly have to deal with because he has no idea what he is doing.For those of you that know and for the ones that don’t, I am a hedge fund accountant. Don’t ask me what it is, because</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8022213/posts/default/7555415068504274476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8022213/posts/default/7555415068504274476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ihavezeromoney.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-am-hedge-fund-accountant.html' title='I am a Hedge Fund Accountant'/><author><name>Dude</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
